Violence Is Never The Answer

But it's kind of entertaining to think about.

This morning I was thinking about how you never see a fight on BYU campus. One of my friends told me how he wanted to fight somebody so he said so much crap to a group of guys but they just walked away. I was wondering why people don't fight here.

While I was working, I was thinking about how this one patron annoyed me so much and if she came to the desk in anger again, I would ask her to calm down and if she doesn't, I would call the security. Then I was thinking about what I would do if she physically attacks me, I would grab her hand and bend it inward as I press it down (I guess they call it a "wrist lock"). I even thought about warning her that if she tries to hit me again, I would break her wrist. Of course, I have no clue how to break a wrist but it would be believable.

I don't know why I have been thinking about this at all but I guess I am trying to entertain myself somehow before I get sick of studying for a test today.

Don't break someone's wrist, people.